Wednesday, April 6, 2011

THE END IS NEAR!

THE END IS NEAR! Is anybody brave enough to actually admit that they expect to magically disappear on May 21st? Come on - fess up!  THE END IS NEAR!
The ITN Network reported last week that a ghost is haunting a family in Coventry, England. As the video shows, this "ghost" is opening doors and moving chairs. Now, come on, if you were dead and had the power to transcend time and space, would you spend your spare time moving furniture? I think not...  Damn Ghosts!

Search For The Lost Ark. Again?

Former "Baywatch" star Donna D'Errico will be climbing Mount Ararat this August in search of Noah's Ark. Hey Donna - What part of "gullible" don't you understand? 

Yeti Science Institute?

A local government in the region of western Siberia in Russia is considering founding an entire institute for the scientific study of yetis — otherwise known as bigfoots. (I guess nobody got around to telling them that these creatures are IMAGINARY!)Yeti Science Institute

How to Stage a UFO Hoax!

HOW TO STAGE A UFO HOAX: This video shows how to stage a UFO hoax that looks almost exactly like the recent Lafayette UFO Incident. The only difference is 5 lights instead of three. (I am posting "Part 2" because it contains all of the relevant info concerning this hoax.)How We Staged The Morristown UFO Hoax

Cold Weather Colds!

If I hear one more person say something like, "I caught a cold because I went outside without a jacket" I am gonna scream! The only way you can catch a cold is by coming into contact with one of 99 different cold VIRUSES. The temperature of the environment has NOTHING to do with it. NOTHING!

Dumber than a Box of Rocks!

Conspiracy theories rely on the myth of hyper-competent government - the idea that government knows all, sees all, and can can commit heinous acts - such as 9/11 - in secrecy. In truth, conspiracy theories are impossible because government is dumber than a box of rocks!