Wednesday, April 6, 2011
THE END IS NEAR!
THE END IS NEAR! Is anybody brave enough to actually admit that they expect to magically disappear on May 21st? Come on - fess up! THE END IS NEAR!
The ITN Network reported last week that a ghost is haunting a family in Coventry, England. As the video shows, this "ghost" is opening doors and moving chairs. Now, come on, if you were dead and had the power to transcend time and space, would you spend your spare time moving furniture? I think not... Damn Ghosts!
Search For The Lost Ark. Again?
Former "Baywatch" star Donna D'Errico will be climbing Mount Ararat this August in search of Noah's Ark. Hey Donna - What part of "gullible" don't you understand?
Yeti Science Institute?
A local government in the region of western Siberia in Russia is considering founding an entire institute for the scientific study of yetis — otherwise known as bigfoots. (I guess nobody got around to telling them that these creatures are IMAGINARY!)Yeti Science Institute
How to Stage a UFO Hoax!
HOW TO STAGE A UFO HOAX: This video shows how to stage a UFO hoax that looks almost exactly like the recent Lafayette UFO Incident. The only difference is 5 lights instead of three. (I am posting "Part 2" because it contains all of the relevant info concerning this hoax.)How We Staged The Morristown UFO Hoax
Cold Weather Colds!
If I hear one more person say something like, "I caught a cold because I went outside without a jacket" I am gonna scream! The only way you can catch a cold is by coming into contact with one of 99 different cold VIRUSES. The temperature of the environment has NOTHING to do with it. NOTHING!
Dumber than a Box of Rocks!
Conspiracy theories rely on the myth of hyper-competent government - the idea that government knows all, sees all, and can can commit heinous acts - such as 9/11 - in secrecy. In truth, conspiracy theories are impossible because government is dumber than a box of rocks!
Stradivarius Violin Secrets
What is the secret behind the miraculous sound of the Stradivarius violin? Is it the varnish? Is it the wood? None of the above. Blind tests performed from 1817 to the present have never found any difference in sound between Stradivari's violins and other quality violins. Once again, science triumphs over myth.
Is Critical Thinking Natural?
Critical thinking is a deeply unnatural act. We naturally believe in ghosts, ESP, the Bermuda Triangle, Loch Ness Monster, astrology, Nostradamus and The Fall. To question these things is unnatural. To believe in unseen forces, creatures and beings is a part of our biological makeup. To question such things raises us above our animal ancestry.
Chupacabra Mystery Solved!
Chupacabra Mystery Solved! Scientists have now discovered the identity of the legendary animal that has long been thought to suck the blood of livestock and goats. Drum roll please.......It is a hairless raccoon!
Children Must Be Stoned!
As you attend church this weekend and learn about proper family values, keep an eye on your kids. The Bible commands that disobedient children must be put to death by stoning. (Deuteronomy 21:18-21). Remember: Torturing naughty children is not just a good idea. It's the Law of Moses!
New World Order Headquarters - DIA?
Did you know that the headquarters of the New World Order exists underneath Denver International Airport? This organization will usher in the 2nd coming of Christ. Where do they get this stuff?
A Lot of Static
On the television show, Ghost Hunters International, the investigative team is using a "static meter" to detect the presence of ghosts at Malaspina Castle in Italy. I am going to fly over there with MY static meter and see if I can detect the presence of intelligence! I am not hopeful...
Ultimate Diet Plan
Book Review - The O2 Diet: The Cutting Edge Antioxidant-Based Program That Will Make You Healthy, Thin, and Beautiful. GIVE ME A BREAK. How about THIS diet plan: EAT LESS, EXERCISE MORE!
The Meaning of Life...
I heard on the radio this morning that the meaning of life is summed up in eight simple words: Worship God or He will torture you forever. Does that really sum it up? NOT IN THIS UNIVERSE!
Visions of Jesus!
"Woman sees Jesus in her MRI." --CNN. Call me silly, but if Jesus really wanted to appear to humans, would he really use cheap parlor tricks? Instead, maybe he should start a YouTube channel, create a Twitter account, or open a FaceBook page. Look what it did for Lady Gaga and Justin Bieber!
The Search Is On!
Scientists in China's Hubei Province have announced they are creating a team to search for Bigfoot. COMMENTARY: Real scientists do not search for Bigfoot. Pseudo-scientists do!
Man Evolved From Monkeys?
Darwin never said that man evolved from monkeys. Evolutionary scientists don’t claim that man evolved from monkeys. Certain religious groups cannot seem to get this right...
The End Is Near!
The End is near - May 21, 2011. That's right. According to a group of Christians the rapture will occur on 5/21/11 and the world will be destroyed on 10/21/11. <Yawn> Wake me when it's over...
And your point is?
FROM THE DESK OF COLORADO'S ULTIMATE SKEPTIC: I can see your point but you are still full of shit...
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